Saturday, October 16, 2010

Why TIticaca can never be a Smudgie name..




Titicaca is not a good name for a Smudgie. It is not a good name for anybody. I know where you got it Aimes, and I do love Titicaca as a person.. pigtails and all but, I love Bubble more and Titicaca knows this. We never connected. Titicaca sounds like it translates to Shitty Titties. Shitty Titties is not a good name for a Smudge. We are hot, smokin, all of us and there is nothing shitty about a Smudge. Wait, maybe.. um, not going there this early in the morning.

A-N-Y-W-A-Y, speaking of shitty titties.. I'm tired of being the ass girl. You get to have all the fun. Let's do a stint in Arizona (only a couple of weeks) so I can get mine done. They are perfectly fine the way they are, just too normal. I want perfection.. I want SKI SLOPES!!! I want them to turn up on the ends like the roof of the Grinch's place. Seriously!. I don't want the big obvious half circles that move around on your chest under your skin. NO. I want big bouncy ski slopes. Let's do dueling datebooks cause we are going to Arizona to the Master. Besides, people are going to start to ask why all my pictures are from the back and you never get to see full frontal of me. :(

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