Dear Mel,
On this day, I make a promise to you:
When(not if)we get rich, I promise that I will hire a small Asian man to follow us around everywhere we go. He will have a large gong, and everytime anyone says either of our names he will bang it. Just like Long Duk Dong in 16 Candles, our second most favorite movie ever! Whether we are teetering around on 5" platform Pradas and wearing Sasha Fierce catsuits or Fred and Ginger jammies and mirabou slippers. This I promise you.......

Love, Amy