Bad Mood

Dear Amy,

I have been in a foul mood for about 3 weeks now. I don't know why. I haven't a clue. It almost seems as if I had a sparkle or glimmer of happy times then a cosmic fire extinguisher came along and put it out. I just exist. Day to Day. Same shit, different day. Nothing happens anymore. Are we in a slump?

How bad is it you ask? I have had the same bottle of bubbly in my fridge for over 2 weeks now!! I haven't even entertained the thought of opening it. Sad. What happened to our spirit, our gumption, or willingness to go out on a ledge and pee? I wanna get so drunk we wind up doing shots of Vanilla Extract again. Life is nowhere the amusement park it was when we were on Vicodin.

I started thinking what could have led to my demise. What could the contributing factors be? Have I done anything different? I remembered that I had gotten a new therapeutic mattress & started smoking weed all in the same week. This just makes it hard to get out of bed is all. Dosn't really put a damper on my social life.

I want to make Tequila spiked Arnold Palmer's again and mumble things to each other in French so who ever we happen to have around does not know we are saying the most ridiculous things about them. This is not cool.

If I am going to drown.. it is going to be because there was open bar.. on a yacht!