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- Mel & Amy
- Two friends, 700 miles away, living eerily parallel lives, and the randomness we encounter on a daily basis. Oh and if you are reading this shit... the comments are the best part. Just sayin C-O-M-M-E-N-T-S.. do it, read it, smell it and wipe it on your jeans... your good jeans
Sexting: the act of text messaging someone in the hopes of having a sexual encounter with them later; initially casual, transitioning into highly suggestive and even sexually explicit
ReplyDeleteIn a sentence: "He keeps sexting me saying how hard he is and how much he wants to tap my ass," Cindy said massaging her breasts unconsciously.
Sexting in action:
Nancy: "Wut do u want?"
Bob: "Cum over to my place now."
Nancy: "Is NE1 else there?"
Bob: "No. I need to c u."
Nancy: "K. Will b there soon."
O.K. So I see where this initially harmless act can turn disasterious in like Mach 2.. However, if you choose a partner that lives on the other side of your continent (close enough to not have to pay long distance, but far enough to keep you out of the car in the middle of the night every time you hear Justin Timberlake sing "Carry Out" and you feel like you just gotta) then it is safe for many reasons. Let me list them
1) No STD's from phone/text sex
2) No need for any kind of contraception
3) No child support
4) No having to cuddle later
5) No need to make any excuses for why you are leaving so soon, nobody cares
6) No need to bathe
7) If you havent waxed, its all good
8) There need to worry if the video will wind up posted on youtube
9) The best part.. you don't have to lie about it being good!!
Im in, where do I sign up?
Ok, first of all, if someone is sexting you against your will, is it molexting?
ReplyDeleteAnd also, if someone blows thier spam on you, you could get a virus, seriously.
And how do you know if the other person is going Cingular and slapping his Nokia around? Then there are all the different types to worry about. Like if its Virgin Mobile, that first time is gonna hurt. Especially with a Blackberry. But of course, once you go Blackberry you never go back!
I tried being bitextual for a while in college, but it didn't work out. For now I just prefer not to be textually active.
Hmmmm..whose side to take...say your married....and you get caught sexting...how do you explain? Would you be chexting? And how do you talk to your kids about having save SexT? I guess you will need to do a virus scan on the other sextor?? I don't know about sexting...it would be interesting to know Sally's thoughts on the subject...(when harry met sally)...I mean..could you really "get off" reading a sext in a restaurant...and would it really be "that good"? Maybe.....
ReplyDeleteOpps...that comment above was from cinnamon britches...
ReplyDeleteMia & Cinnamon:
ReplyDeleteRecent events have lead me to a new perspective on this very controversial subject. I am opposed. A relationship is built on the connection between two people mentally not physically. Chemistry can only get you so far and in the infamous words of Rosie O'Donnell (Beautiful Girls, 1996) "unless there is some shit going on upstairs, a relationship that is only physical is boring". So a relationship that is not only physical but technological is doomed!
Also, cheating is in your heart, not your head. If you are thinking about it, you might as well be doing it and catch the repercussions. Now flirting, flirting is a fine art and needs be recognized as such. We should build schools for young girls, put up shrines for Scarlet O'Hara, Daisy Duke and Elle Woods for teaching my generation the impact and power of "fiddle dee dee" the hair swish and bend n snap.