Help me!!! Someone is trying to save me!!

The following is an actual IM conversation between Mel and an old acquaintance of hers who recently found her on Facebook:



U KNOW WHAT GOT ME STRAIGHT AND U GONNA LAUGH ABOUT THIS

8:43pmMe

what

8:43pmJames

GOD STARTED TALKIN TO ME

8:43pmMe

really

thats not funny

8:44pmJames

YEAH

8:44pmMe

it happens to us all

8:44pmJames

BLEW MY MIND

8:44pmMe

in one fasion or another

YEAH

8:45pmMe

well im happy for you and glad your back on track

8:45pmJames

I WAS IN A RELATATIONSHIP THAT ENDED I HAD LOST MY JOB AND WAS KINDA BLAMING DOD

AND I ASK HIM ONE NIGHT IN THE BROKENNESS OF MY LIFE WHAT

OF A GOD WAS HE

AND HE SPOKE AND SAID

WALK WITH ME SEEK ME AND SERVE ME AND I WILL SHOW YOU WHAT KIND OF GOD I AM

ALL I COULD DO WAS CRY

I DIDNT KNOW HE WAS SO REAL

LOL

8:47pmMe

thats awesome Jamie, im happy for you

James

YEAH

8:48pmMe

now go out and do something great with

the chance you have been given

8:48pmJames

BUT I FELL BACK INTO DRUGS

8:48pmMe

ah

shit

still?

THATS WHY I WENT TO ATHENS GA TO GET CKLEAN

8:48pmMe

you good now?

8:48pmJames

NO IM CLEAN

8:48pmMe

awesome

8:49pmJames

AND BEING BLESSED

I FEAR HIM TO MUCH TO DO DRUGS

ITS TOUGH

TO LIVE 4 HIM SOMETIMES

IN A WORLD FULL OF TEMPTATION

8:51pmJames

STRAUGHT AND NARROW IS THE WAY THAT LEADS TO ETERNAL

I HATE THAT

ETERNAL LIFE

YEAH

I APPRECIATE THOSE WORD OF ENCOURAGEMENT

I REMEMBER BACK YEARS AGO I COULD STAND TO BE AROUND SOME ONE WHO HAD A BIBLE

LOL

8:56pmJames

FROM A BUDWEISER AND A JOINT TO A HOLY GHOST TOUNGE TALKIN

8:57pmMe

Me

well that is a hudge leap

congratulations to you

8:57pmJames

I RECEIVED THE BAPTISM OF THE HOLY GHOST ON EASTER SUNDAY AND WENT TO SPEAKIN IN UNKNOWN TOUNGES

IT WAS AWESOME

222

EASTER OF 2003

8:58pmMe

humm

Me

humm

8:58pmJames

CHECK THIS OUT

AFTER I HAD EXPERIENCED GOD

U REMEMER WHERE I USE TO LIVE

?

ONE NIGHT I TOOK MY BIBLE OUT SIDE

8:59pmMe

sure

Dutchmans

James

GOT DOWN ON MY KNEES

YEAH

I LT 2 CANDLES

PUT ON EACH SIDE OF MY BIBLE

9:00pmMe

and

9:01pmJames

WENT DOWN FACE TOWARD THE GROUND OR MY BIBLE IT WAS IN FRONT OF ME

I WAS JUST WORSHIPPING GOD

WHEN I OPENED MY EYES JESUS CHRIST WAS STANDING IN THE AIR

IN FRONT OF ME

IT SCARED ME

I JUMPED UP AND RUN

9:02pmMe

are you shitting me...

9:03pmJames

NO

WOULD MAKE SOMETHING UP LIKE THAT

9:03pmMe

I hope not

9:03pmJames

NEVER

NO NEVER

HE HAS SCARED ME STRAIGHT

LOL

HE TALKS TO ME

9:04pmMe

o.k.. here is the deal. We havent spoken or seen each other in over ten years so Im gonna let you behing the curtain... I am a part time slit licking, devil worshipping, psyco bitch from hell that I assure you cannot be saved.

rock on james

9:05pmJames

I HAVE HAD SOME AWESOME DREAMS ALSO WHERE HE HAS SPOKEN TO ME

NO U WRONG

James

I HAVE HAD SOME AWESOME DREAMS ALSO WHERE HE HAS SPOKEN TO ME

NO U WRONG

IM TALKIN TO YOU

BECAUSE GOD HAS TOLD ME TO

WE WERE CREATED IN THE IMAGE OF A HOLY GOD

SATAN IS ALSO A god WHO BLINDS PPL TO THE TRUTH

YOU ARE BOUND IN A LIFESTYLE THAT GOD JESUS CHRIST WANTS TO SET

YOU FREE

IS THER ANY REAL JOY IN THAT LIFESTYLE

9:09pmJames

I COULD TELL BY YOUR PICTURES YOU WERE LIVING IN DARKNESS

IT BREAKS MY HEART AND GODS AS WELL

9:11pmJames

BUT U GOTTA WANT OUT GOD IS A

GENTLEMEN HE WANT FORCE HIS SELF ON NOBODY

9:12pmJames

HE IS THE TRUTH THE LIFE AND THE WAY.NOONE GOES TO HEAVEN EXCEPT THRU JESUS CHRIST

9:14pmJames

HAVE YOU EVER LOOKED AT THE MARK ON A TOMBSTONE BETWEEN DATE OF BIRTH AND DATE OF DEATH

LIFE IS THAT SHORT ETERNITY IS

FOREVER AND WE ALL SPEND IT SOMEWHERE

During this time, Mel was sending me (Amy) messages asking me to help her in convincing this guy that she did not need saving, and this is how I responded, publicly to her wall:

Amy: Nothing like chicken salad and civil war ghosts to cleanse the soul, huh? What did you do for mabon?

Amy: Are you still having an affair with Ville?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WA2jBMk-Pk

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Amy: So, do you have a good recipe for deviled eggs?

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Amy : So, kill any goats and sacrifice them lately?

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Amy: I thought I saw you at the last Klan meeting. I thought I recognized your couture hood.

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Amy: Do you still ride around in that van with the free candy sign, while wearing a fake goatee?

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Amy: Are you planning on putting any razor blades in apples for the neighborhood kids for halloween this year?

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Amy: Do you still enjoy having tea parties with the neighborhood cats in the crawlspace under your house until meddling police officers come over to investigat code ambers?

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Melissa: Overkill Amy, I said help me.. not make every church lady in a 50 mile radius want to take my children
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Amy: but it is so fun!
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Melissa: No, its really not... DEFAX is coming for me Monday now.. thank you.
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Amy: Do you still have that whole freezer full of popsicles in your basement?

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Amy: Do you still keep that man dressed in leather strips chained to the wall in the attic?

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Amy: Supper sure was good at your house last night. I liked the fava beans and the nice chianti. I was a little unsure about that liver though.

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Amy: Keith Richards called and said you better go get tested.............

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Melissa: hates it when people try to "save" you with I.M's on facebook while they are clearly still in rehab.

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