Dear Amy,I am told not to worry about our children. They will grow up, develop a work ethic and live healthy somewhat normal lives like we have. This is a crock. They are so spoiled and lazy that epidemics like this have come about. When you read this article you will find that "cougars are cool". Do you know why cougars are cool, it is because men (and I use this term loosely) now are lazy, good for nothing bums. They do not want a career, they want to be pampered like they have been their 25 years on this earth by their Mothers. They do not want responsibility. So what do they do, they go looking for a Cougar.
A Cougar is a woman with her "shit together", which means she has either gone to college and is a professional with an awesome job and girlfriend is bankin' or she has chose to marry well, raise a family, divorce and take half of what her previous husband has worked for. In comes the 24 year old hottie with a eight pack, highlights and True Religion jeans hanging off his puffy little ass. He wants to move in, lay on the sofa and watch Jersey Shore all day and dream of "smushing" the neighbor girl while our friend Mrs. Cougar is at work to make his Benz payment she bought him for a thank you. He has special talents.
While I find this a tad intriguing, I prefer to be the boring old housewife and Mother to my middle aged husband with the grey hair and pot belly that brings home the bacon because he loves us, much. That... money cannot buy.
But, However, if you find yourself in a Cougar/Boy-toy situation and need backup because you have not done enough cardio... call me Bitch!
Love,
Mel
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An older woman who frequents clubs in order to score with a much younger man. The cougar can be anyone from an overly surgically altered wind tunnel victim, to an absolute sad and bloated old horn-meister, to a real hottie or milf. Cougars are gaining in popularity -- particularly the true hotties -- as young men find not only a sexual high, but many times a chick with her shit together. | |||||
I still can't figure out why cougars are celebrated so. Look at one of my idols, Tallulah Bankhead. In todays culture she would be labeled as a cougar. She had her shit together, and she was sexy as hell while doing it. She ate men(and women) for breakfast and returned for more with a vengeance. Yet, in her day she was villified for her lifestyle. I don't get it. And trust me, when I grow up, my boy toy better get his ass up off that couch and go make me a sandwich! His Benz ain't coming free....
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