Blindness, Walmart, and Half Naked Men

Dear Mel, I thought I was blind! No, really!
We went to Walmart the other night to pick up a few necessities, deodorant, spray paint, a boat battery, you know, the normal. So, hubby and I walk in the back at the garden center, and as soon as we walk in, everything starts getting gradually darker. I was terrified! I honestly thought my vision was rapidly deteriorating! I said,"Honey! Oh my god!" Then, everything got brighter all of a sudden. Just when I was going to tell him that I thought I was having an aneurysm, or a stroke or something, he says," What the Hell just happened?" I knew it wasn't just me! Thank goodness the girl that was working the register there told us that Walmart has implemented some sort of energy saving plan that includes dialing down the lights at intervals. I think its great that they are into the whole conservation movement, but how about warning somebody!
So, anyway, after I realized I wouldn't have to go through the humiliation of an ambulance ride from Walmart, I saw a half naked man buying fish food. All he was wearing was a pair of exercise shorts that were WAY too small for him. I could see his penis just as if the shorts weren't there! Not that he was the attractive sort that one would want to see half naked at Walmart. Kind of pudgy, middle aged. Must have been a very hungry fish is all I know. When I got my phone out of my pocket to take a picture of him to send to you, I dropped it, and sadly, he got away. Don't worry though, I will get him next time he is half naked at Walmart at 10 0'clock at night buying fish food!
Love, hugs, and smooches!
XXXOOO
Amy